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I’m a fun and flirty dirty old granny. I’m an excellent listener and up for chatting about anything and everything. Filthy stuff YES please but also just chit-chat if you fancy it. I’m married but dissatisfied. I shag about twice a month if I’m lucky. I’m looking for phone fuck buddies. Men to share my filthy imagination with. Horny big dick blokes who love the older ladies, who know how to satisfy and please a woman of my age. I love to spread my legs at every opportunity. I paid a porn photographer to take these pics – wild aren’t they..!! And, I even got to shag the Asian photographer too! He was only 25 with a 10” circumcised cock so I certainly wasn’t complaining.

“I just love to play games – dirty talk, dress-up, role play!”

One time I bet one of my callers that I could get him off in under a minute. I’d been playing with my pussy before the call started so I was all rallied up and ready to burst. We came at the same time – and in 51 sec’s. See, I’m good, very, very good.

Oh what do I like? Men in uniform (oh especially firemen), being peeped at whilst fucking, going out with no underwear on, being watched masturbating, dancing and stripping to sexy music. That’s to name a very tame few. Now what do you like? Call me and tell me. I want to be everything you want and need. Lick your balls, suck your cock, and let you cream in my arse as I scream with pleasure. Here and now, let the games begin.